Fabulous Unicorn
  1. sancly:

    Eating spaghetti with a spoon is a horrible experience 0/10 would recommend

    (Source: settles, via asian)

  2. leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

    princess-romanova:

    So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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    And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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    My mum is the best 

    Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

    (via smell-that-bacon)

  3. easterbunnymundlover:

    leviisacutelittleshit:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    beggars-opera:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    easy there henry

    whos henry what thef uck?

    *faint laughter from Britian*

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    (via ruinedchildhood)

  4. florizuelan:

    miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

    onwardwall:

    thegingerbalrog:

    my-fandom-life:

    dismantlerepaired:

    whereismystrawberrytart:

    hikingnerd:

    timelordpillbug:

    follovved:

    amerlcanapparel:

    when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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    when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

    when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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    When Russia sends you nudes

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    I was gonna scroll past but lol

    (via unicornswithbowties)

  5. Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.

    cumberwumbersome:

    weshouldreallytalkaboutanime:

    solflames:

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    You don’t even understand.

    it goes from like deep to girly, its so weird

    (via unicornswithbowties)

  6. theworldinverts:

    ifuckedmartinfreeman:

    fishingboatproceeds:

    karasaysraaawr:

    carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

    Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

    Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

    I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.

    is that john green

    That’s John Green.

    (Source: p-eterquill, via unicornswithbowties)

  7. (Source: esswishlist, via fuckyeah1990s)

    miketooch:

    Future-me as a parent

    (Source: laurenjaurequis, via ruinedchildhood)